My name is Krysten.
Holy crap, I'm already 20!
The sun and I have a lovely relationship.
I was a fish in another life and an ectotherm in the current one. I'm friendly, outgoing, athletic and adventurous. Feel free to step into my shoes and see all the ridiculous things I do on a day-to-day basis!

Looking for Paradise

Made in 1992, but I'm a limited edition! :D

Check it out » PLEASE HELP MY MOM'S SCHOOL GET NEW TECHNOLOGY!

Just click the link and press the Vote button on the bottom left.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • : I CAN HEAR YOU.

siopaoyan:

she’s the right girl LOL

(Source: ircimages, via randomfactory)

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

you’ll be in my prayers bro.

(via randomfactory)

lolsofunny:

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

(Source: midnightorgy, via randomfactory)

bamitstg:

i wish i felt that way

(Source: tonsofphotographyxox)